January 2012
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“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient...”
– Dr. Seuss (via herm1one)
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
jepenseamacherie:
READ THIS.
My exact reaction to this:
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If you're gay, reblog this and I'll follow you.
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
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Conversations With my Boyfriend, or, Why I Love my...
Me: Is everything ok?
Jer: The world is one fire, i just had a baby, seven monstrous babies, three dancing elves are trying to assassinate me with firey corn, and i'm pretty sure there's a rainbow panda trying to eat my door, other than that i'm good.
Me: ...Is any of that code babe???
Me: Also I hope you know I'm putting this on tumblr.
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" (or same: I am aware. Words can have more than one meaning) in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
Don't be lazy and use the modern society changed dictionary.com version of, "homo". Pull out a Merrium-Webster dictionary for once in your life. In there homo means "man" and "same"
Set Fire to the Rain
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