I've got a case of the Tuesdays.
she’s like sexy mrs. clause. complete with sparkly peppermint boobs. oop. and sparkly peppermint peesh. and really, isn’t that what every girl wants to have?
Sorry, but its just so damn boring.
They really fucking are!
This is saddening. Blowjobs are like waking up on Christmas.
PREACH
Giving blow jobs is amazing though. It’s gratifying for you and him; what can be funner and more erotic than making your guy squirm and moan in pleasure and you bring him pleasure with your mouth?
“Blowjobs are like waking up on Christmas.” Done.
Jack Skellington’s 2013 Holiday Plans (by Jeremysaurus Rex)
If you’re going to have crushes on specific cast members, or, god forbid, even have disgusting fantasies about them…keep them to yourself. Because there are plenty of people in this fandom who are attracted to the performers. However, that does not make it ok to publish these thoughts.
Be aware that they are people. And they aren’t celebrities. They’re normal people who just have a job at a theme park. People with lives. Some of them with families. And so many of them venture into this dark world of tumblr. Which means that they are going to see these things.
So for the love of all that is holy, do not post these things, anonymously or not. Because you have the power to make the entire fandom look bad, and you’re doing it well.
I get that Toakley is pointing out that Hilton has been favoriting negative tweets but when it comes to unhealthy, unstable obsessions I can’t help but feel like Toakley is the last person who should be schooling anyone. I mean this is the same person who fairly routinely tweeted at various male celebrities to “sit on [his] face.”
What tumblr users really need to stop doing:
• post information that isn’t final and demand immediate actions
• abuse the petition system because stop
• send anon hate
•bully people for misinformation
• bully celebrities
•bully people for opinions
•BULLY PERIOD
•STOP BEING A BUNCH OF OFFENDED PUSSIES WHO EXPECT EVERYTHING TO NOT BE TRIGGERING AND EASY FOR THEM AND FOR EVERYONE TO AGREE WITH THEM BECAUSE LIFE ISN’T EASY AND A LITTLE HARDSHIP ISN’T A BAD THING GOD
Anonymous asked:
Since there is a full moon on Christmas this year, any relative that “can’t make it” to the Christmas dinner is probably a werewolf.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away. This year to save me from tears I’ll give it someone special.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away. This year to save me from tears I’ll give it someone special.
remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
